The Lumbersons' Family Album

An assorted collation of cherished memories and misadventures.
Inspired by the film “Say Anything”, Woody B. Lumberon pulls out his best John Cusack impersonation to win back the love of Monique, the sexy giant black plastic mannequin.

Inspired by the film “Say Anything”, Woody B. Lumberon pulls out his best John Cusack impersonation to win back the love of Monique, the sexy giant black plastic mannequin.

Woody B. Lumberson immediately regretted accepting his amputee-father’s kind offer to help him move out of home.

Woody B. Lumberson immediately regretted accepting his amputee-father’s kind offer to help him move out of home.

Mr. Lumberson finally got to tick off indoor skydiving from his bucket list.

Mr. Lumberson finally got to tick off indoor skydiving from his bucket list.

Upon discovering that his parents are no longer able to afford their romantic getaway to Hawaii, Woody B. Lumberson cheers them up by demonstrating his fire twirling techniques in a private Luau mock-up.

Upon discovering that his parents are no longer able to afford their romantic getaway to Hawaii, Woody B. Lumberson cheers them up by demonstrating his fire twirling techniques in a private Luau mock-up.

A practical joke goes horribly wrong when Mrs. Lumberson traps herself in a gumball machine to scare her husband… but forgets that he no longer has any arms to rescue her.

A practical joke goes horribly wrong when Mrs. Lumberson traps herself in a gumball machine to scare her husband… but forgets that he no longer has any arms to rescue her.

Mrs. Lumberson tries on her newly fashioned invisibility cloak.

Mrs. Lumberson tries on her newly fashioned invisibility cloak.

Convinced that Hogwarts is real, Mrs. Lumberson tries to design her own invisibility cloak (using paisley patterned fabric).

Convinced that Hogwarts is real, Mrs. Lumberson tries to design her own invisibility cloak (using paisley patterned fabric).

After recently losing both of his arms, Mr. Lumberson puts on a brave face and pretends to enjoy his own birthday.

After recently losing both of his arms, Mr. Lumberson puts on a brave face and pretends to enjoy his own birthday.

Mr. Lumberson recklessly loses his other arm when he’s overcome with an irresistible craving for cheddar cheese.

Mr. Lumberson recklessly loses his other arm when he’s overcome with an irresistible craving for cheddar cheese.

Woody B. Lumberson reluctantly lends his new sports car to his mother so she can practise for her upcoming driving test.

Woody B. Lumberson reluctantly lends his new sports car to his mother so she can practise for her upcoming driving test.